Pet Chaos Survivor Gifts

'Was the dog left in or out? It's hard to remember.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

A child and his dog

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"What have you done?"

"That's the seventh time Dad's waved at me."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Dog Day Afternoon

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'This can't be good.'

"Get your phone."

"Dog house"

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'