Canine Chaos Believer Gifts

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Dog Day Afternoon

"Dog house"

"Quick, act casual."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."