Canine Chaos Gifts

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Get your phone."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

Cloak Rooms

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"