Dog-induced Chaos Gifts

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

A child and his dog

'I've got it written down...'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'The cat did it.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Where's your evidence?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

"Get your phone."

Cloak Rooms

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Yeah, that Bernice...she's got her nose in everybody's business."

"Looks like someone has been in the garden again."

Walking The Dog.

"Will someone get this dog out of here? He's ruining my electron microscope!"