Canine Chaos Pillows

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Get your phone."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Dog house"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'