Canine Chaos Curator Pillows

"He'll call you back, he's tied up right now."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Homo Gamus

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Jumping Dogs

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

The Secret Life of Pens

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Painter'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"Dog house"

'This can't be good.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"