Pet Chaos Handler Gifts

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog In Your Face Comics

A child and his dog

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Broken artefact in the museum

"What have you done?"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Dog Day Afternoon

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

'This can't be good.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Dog house"

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.