Pet Mischief Handler Gifts

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Man being bitten by dog as he reads a book on dog discipline

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Broken artefact in the museum

Squeaker Trophies

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"I'll distract him by pretending to throw a ball. That's when you grab some catnip toys and run."

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.