Canine Chaos Commander Pillows

"Quick, act casual."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm so good at this!"

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Repletion.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Paper Trail

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

The art of fishing.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"What have you done?"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Why good dogs go bad.'