Canine Chaos Controller Pillows

Dog Day Afternoon

'He's in there somewhere, I just heard him bark.'

Who's taking who for a walk

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Family Home.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Nanny with children on leash

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Why good dogs go bad.'