Chaos Chief T-Shirts

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Riding School Chaos

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Bears going water skiing.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Great Therapy!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."