Chaos Managers T-Shirts

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Great Therapy!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.