Chaos Managers T-Shirts

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Riding School Chaos

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bears going water skiing.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"