Chaos Management T-Shirts

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Bears going water skiing.

Riding School Chaos

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."