Chaos Management Gifts

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Storm in the out tray

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bears going water skiing.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Great Therapy!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Riding School Chaos

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.