Chaos Chief Mugs

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bears going water skiing.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Riding School Chaos

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"