Cat Chaos Theorist Gifts

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Cat park"

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Baskerville Tabby.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

Cat chess

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

Entropy Seminar.

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Steps Class

"The cat was there."

putin and social media

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"