Canine Chaos Theorist T-Shirts

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog In Your Face Comics

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

A child and his dog

The Best Laid Plans

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Entropy Seminar.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones