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"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

A child and his dog

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Best Laid Plans

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Entropy Seminar.

'The cat did it.'

"What have you done?"

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

putin and social media

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'