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"Do you have any memory of the watering can?"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'The cat did it.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"What have you done?"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'This can't be good.'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Dog house"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Get your phone."

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

'Daddy, the toaster has stopped working again.'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Country mansion full of dogs.