Pet Chaos Survivors Prints

"Do you have any memory of the watering can?"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A child and his dog

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'The cat did it.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"What have you done?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"Get your phone."

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Dog house"

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'This can't be good.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'

'Daddy, the toaster has stopped working again.'

'Why is our alarm clock in a bucket of water?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

'Bless me father for I have sinned, I lied about my pie crusts not having lard in them, 12 times, and I killed my daughter's Schnauzer.'