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It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

A child and his dog

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"What have you done?"

"That's the seventh time Dad's waved at me."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Dog Day Afternoon

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'This can't be good.'

"Get your phone."

"Dog house"

'... and the kids are screaming and the house is a disaster, and my husband finally get gets home and says 'how was your day?'... so I bit his head off.'