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Entropy Seminar.

"Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

The immortal philosopher Murphy sets pen to paper...

The Best Laid Plans

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

The Great Santa Shoot-Out at the Mall

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'I'm trying to understand our management style.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"At random IS the plan..."

Later, other physicists would claim that they had warned their colleagues about the obvious dangers of attempting to isolate crime waves.

"Way to go, Biden."

Unlucky Heather

Eyes watch a fight.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"People! People! Try to stay focused!"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

A terrifying alignment of bad omens, or 'just plain coincidence'? You be the judge!

putin and social media

Our Civil War

Why markets crash.

'I'll get rid of him as soon as I figure out how he does it.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'EUREKURRRGGGGHh..'

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