Communications Chaos Theorist T-Shirts

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Entropy Seminar.

putin and social media

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'

"At random IS the plan..."

Woman holding two phones together.

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'EUREKURRRGGGGHh..'

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"