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Bark park park? Hoof hoof? Yak yak yap yak? Ugh, stupid typos – that was voice-to-text.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Paging for a Doctor

It's an experiment.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

'All present and accounted for.'

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

"Don't forget to ask their e-mail address."

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

Woman holding two phones together.

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

Butterfly Auction

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

"I don't respond to threats. Or e-mails, by the way"

"Hey, back off pal. I don't make the rules around here!"

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

Dog eats picnic.

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

Too many coxes.

'You have seven phone messages telling you to check your e-mail, and thirteen e-mails telling you to answer your phone.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

Car pool lane.