Communication Chaos Lover T-Shirts

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"I don't respond to threats. Or e-mails, by the way"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Fetching some bread

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Bird Messaging

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

A mad scientist.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

Falling for art

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Horse accidents

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'