Communication Chaos Lover Gifts

Hotline.

"I don't respond to threats. Or e-mails, by the way"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Fetching some bread

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

A mad scientist.

Bird Messaging

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Falling for art

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'I think a PowerPoint presentation would have sufficed for your project on the Big Bang Theory Jenkins!!'

Horse accidents