Communications Chaos Theorist Gifts

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"How should I know what I'm thinking? I'm not a mind reader."

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Entropy Seminar.

"The company's information flow is really simple: the boss doesn't tell the department managers anything, they don't talk to the team managers, who withhold everything from the workers."

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

putin and social media

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'

"At random IS the plan..."

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

Woman holding two phones together.

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'EUREKURRRGGGGHh..'

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Insect Trade Wars: Butterfly flaps its wings in the U.S./Butterfly flaps its wings in China

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."