Document Chaos Theorist Gifts

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Homo Gamus

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

The Secret Life of Pens

Speech - no, he's going to ask his boss for a rise.

Falling for art

Steadman - The Early Years.

Entropy Seminar.

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

putin and social media

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."