Chaos Theorists Gifts

Creation: The True Story

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Poultry in motion

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Future garbage truck driver.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Blog Breakdown

'This is my natural habitat.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship