Chaos Theory Gifts

'Things couldn't be better.'

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Future garbage truck driver.

Homo Gamus

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Why markets crash.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."