Chaos Theory Pillows

'Things couldn't be better.'

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Homo Gamus

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Why markets crash.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'