Fans Of Chaos Theory Gifts

The domino effect - a line of dominoes about to fall in sequence as the consequence of one tripping

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Chaos Theory Conference.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"What?"