Chaos Theorists Mugs

Creation: The True Story

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Poultry in motion

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unrest Area.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Blog Breakdown

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship