Chaos Theorist At Heart Mugs

'Feng Shui, I believe it's called'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"What?"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

Extreme Birthdays.