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'Feng Shui, I believe it's called'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Unrest Area.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Chaos Theory Conference.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

"You stop it, now!"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.