Kind Chaos Theorist Mugs

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Why markets crash.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Every class has one. . .

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

Entropy Seminar.

putin and social media

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'