Chaos Critic Gifts

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Future garbage truck driver.

Homo Gamus

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Why markets crash.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Meowlzebub

Dog Day Afternoon

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Paging for a Doctor

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.