Chaos Critic Pillows

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Homo Gamus

Future garbage truck driver.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dog Day Afternoon

Unrest Area.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Meowlzebub

Paging for a Doctor

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'