Commuter Chaos Lover T-Shirts

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"

Face painting.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Cinemuck

Paging for a Doctor

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

A mad scientist.