Canine Chaos Conductor Prints

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Dog Day Afternoon

"Get your phone."