Animal Chaos Conductor Gifts

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Dog Day Afternoon

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"What have you done?"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

"Get your phone."

"Quick, act casual."

"Dog house"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'This can't be good.'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."