Car Chaos Conductor Gifts

'Do You Know Where Your Children Are?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

Dog Day Afternoon

Family Home.

Nanny with children on leash

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Disorder in the Court!

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

No wheelies.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

Stadium usher of the month.

"Jeez, what a day. It's good to be home..."

Potty Training.