Car Chaos Lover Gifts

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Giant slug attacks a city

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Baby in Trunk.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'Nice smile.'