Animal Chaos Conductor Mugs

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Dog Day Afternoon

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"What have you done?"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'This can't be good.'

"Get your phone."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

"Dog house"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Quick, act casual."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."