Animal Chaos Lover Gifts

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Face painting.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Dog In Your Face Comics

A child and his dog

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Baskerville Tabby.

Fetching some bread

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

A mad scientist.

Cat chess