Cat Chaos Coordinator Gifts

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Steps Class

Man using superglue finds it stuck on fingers, table, cat, etc.

Cat scratching pinata couch

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"The vacuum has too much suction."

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Riding School Chaos

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'