Comedy Canine Curator Gifts

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I'm working from home today."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Obedience School Graduation

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

His Master's Thesis.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dogs life

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dog in love

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."