Cartoon Canine Curator Gifts

"It makes him look less menacing."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"Now that's art!"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'You two, sort it out!'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

I gave at the office. !

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Postal voting in America

Bush in Iraq.

"Well, the MRI confirms it: you have a shy bladder."

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

'What a lousy round...I couldn't stay out of the traps.'

Battery Hens.

"These are all great ideas guys, but I'm afraid we're going to have to come up with something new."

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'