Cartoon Canine Curator Prints

"It makes him look less menacing."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Now that's art!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'You two, sort it out!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Well, the MRI confirms it: you have a shy bladder."

Postal voting in America

Bush in Iraq.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

Battery Hens.

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

Cocktails for dogs