Comical Curator Gifts

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Redecorating Easter Island.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Well, it's about time!'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Are you new around here?"

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Private View.

The institute.

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

The passage of time.

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

'You always have to be different, don't you?'